JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. And then mom said, Lets clean up. And she made us sing that song she always loved. CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. BARBARA Oh, honey. Draw a door, go home! More about Lydia . (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). But she was talking about us. CHARLES: Good! LYDIA: I cant change anything! But youre sexy. I just can't deal with Delia. Living girl! Im gonna find my mom! Look, I know things have been difficult-. The script was . Your dad cant see us. This . She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. Now, to the Prius! LYDIA: I dont want your help. BEETLEJUICE: (gasp) Keen observation Adam. Does this couch make me look dead? BARBARA: You seem like a normal girl to me. No no no no no. BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. ADAM: Barbara! Before Juno sees you. Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! All you gotta do is say my name. CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. BEETLEJUICE: NO, WHAT FILLS YOU WITH RAGE? So. We invisibles have to stick together! We mostly just watched and drank wine. Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. Antics ensue. (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. We take all these adult recreational classes, you know, ballroom dancing, backyard composting, ADAM: We just took this amazing glass blowing class. LYDIA: I dont have a lot of friends so, if I have to live in this stupid house, at least I know Ill have you guys in the attic. . Are you all right? Well, I should probably get going. OO! Theyre the real villains of this show. Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. GET OUTTA MY WAY. ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" (Smokes.) Live a life of love! Cmon! All you gotta do is say my name! Oh god, Im so worried now. I have something to say. CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. In the video, Baldwin recalls the one thing that gave him hope about the film was the performance of his co-star, Michael Keaton, whom he describes as a "comedy Annie Oakley.". "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. LYDIA: Im not going back! Lydia. ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. Heres help, heres you. Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". CHARLES: Youre right. LYDIA: Really? LYDIA: Hey Delia! Here you got a solid plan B option. OH GOD! ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing - Betelgeuse and Ensemble 3. Keep it coming gentleman! Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. OTHO: Then lets get to it! Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. Hibiscus_Flower. Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. ADAM: Barbara, run! Beetlejuice! MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! Its like a nursing home for sad cats. As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! ADAM: Well that wasnt very nice. Im sorry its kind of a mess. Maybe I should answer for her. beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. My name is Lydia Deetz. Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. Okay, new plan. A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. 123! Wheres your handbook? OTHO: Delia? February 27, 2020 7:07pm. I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. Lydia, I know you wont let me down. LYDIA: Okay. So! OTHO: Delia! Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. See that tiny little house up there? ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?" This. I am angry! You ripe old bastard. youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! And now were all alone. Eddie Perfect, Lydia is a dark, yet exceedingly smart young woman. The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . People dont read. I havent always been such a good mother. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. Thats the problem! New phone, who dis? I didnt like strangers when I was alive. Then you will know that I am no longer . COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! Now you remember what my guru Otho says! What? Mom! Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. I can bring your daddy so much pain. Now, we dont have a lot of time. Does this dress say Mindfulness?. close. This is gonna be great. (to audience.) BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. Hes here! ADAM: Wed love it! I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. BEETLEJUICE: Spoiler Alert: shes never going to eat that sandwich! happy! Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? Scarecrow. DELIA: AH! Hes a monster. DELIA: (aggressive.) Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. ADAM: Chapter one! Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. Sorry! ADAM: Yeah. Youre under so much stress, you must relax! JUNO: YOU! (laughs) Hell do it. You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. Oh you dont have a handbook? When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away her . BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! All of us! LYDIA: The Netherworld? (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. Fuck Brigadoon. Dad, please. Thats why Im doing this. LYDIA: Dad! Now, heres the plan; I cant make the living say my name, but with a little help from me, those newlydeads can. Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! Okay, I see what you did there. Dont you get it? Strangers. Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. It's a gold mine! LYDIA: It could be both. 3."My whole life is a dark room. Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . LYDIA: What? Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. All Ive gotta do is get a living person to say my name three times. Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. Make My Millennium!". I orbit. Welcome, welcome, welcome! Join the StageAgent community Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. Then you won't believe how far I'll go. Let's haunt this bitch! LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. And he's to blame. (MOVERS move in furniture.) Scott Brown Delia! BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! No one likes it, throw it out.. Boo. it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. BUT BEETLEJUICE, IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND. So much poise! She goes back into the room. JUNO: STOP! Its a little crooked. Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. NO! Unless, are you horribly disfigured? BEETLEJUICE: Oh, Babs, I would LOVE that. You know what would make all this even more awesome? Is this it? 119. BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? This is the best day of my life! Dad, theres ghosts here. NEIGHBOR: Hello?! "Beetlejuice" runs through . Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! (closes door.) ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. You old swaddler! I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. And he gave me this. I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! OTHO: Its Kevin! What if shes possessed? Lydia, you are so weird. BARBARA: SURE, THE GROOM CRAWLED OUT OF A TOMB, BARBARA/DELIA: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, I WANNA SEE A TEAR IN EVERY EYE AS I PASS BY, I KNOW THAT ON THE OUTSIDE HE'S DISGUSTING, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS TIME, I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT, ALL: HERE COMES THE BRIDE HERE COMES THE BRIDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME CULTURES THINK THIS KIND OF THING'S ALRIGHT, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY MY CREEPY OLD GUY. So, goodbye. LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. MAXINE: See? Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! I brought you a pie?! So kinda like this. It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. Love is love. BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? If I had known. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! Its like a green card thing! Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? Ive already been to hell and back. ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. Sometimes puppet shows are sad. Except for you, Dead Mom. LYDIA: What are you talking about? Thats your answer for everything! An infinite abyss of nothing! BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. OUR TROUBLES ALL ENDED ON THE DAY THAT WE BEFRIENDED HIM. It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). CHARLES: What? Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. BARBARA: Yeah! C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. You are the sun. Adam, youre boring. I COULD SEARCH FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER SEE YOUR FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S HOME OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH, IS THERE A WAY BACK HOME? I accept you. AH AH AH! Parts. DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Well its a lot bigger on the inside! She needs stability. CHARLES: You made it big. Well actually it was just this really hot apartment in Queens, where the doors locked from the outside. But hes my monster. . And this, this is a business dinner! JUNO: You are the embarrassment. BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! Were going to change that (rings triangle.) BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! (giggle) Just kidding! She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. ADAM: I know! Barbara, put her there now put her here, OWWWWW! Its less. I'm totally enchanted. JUNO: Report to processing! Having lost her. To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . Teen And Up Audiences. Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. It has to stop. A ballad already? LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). The Netherworld. So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! ADAM: You don't like this stuff? BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! Otho : [while Lydia shows them the attic] Fabulous. BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! We will. Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . Hey guys? Take a look at our library of free monologues . Whatd you do!? But when angst . For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). DELIA: And that is depressing. Club members can see a different show every night of the week! Do you want some lunch? Dad, n-no you cant do that. Welcome to MsMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Dance Scenes in '80s Movies. Careful Charles! Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. LYDIA: I want you to stay. And Id like us to be a family. I'm on the bench, but Coach. It sayswe should draw a door. From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! If we want our house back, we have to fight for it! Im bringing my mom back! this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. We cant hide this anymore. MAXIE DEAN: Great idea, Im famished. Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! Anthony King "YES I DO! I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. OTHO: I dont know. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Is that why youre wearing those sheets? Theyre made out of the devil! Can you believe people actually lived here? We left each other behind. Im not sure youre equipped. SCIENCE MAKES NO SENSE WHO NEEDS EVIDENCE? BEETLEJUICE: OH! Wait come back! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! What if Lydias in my head right now? MAXINE: And hell do it! CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. That was an old Scandinavian folk song. FORESHADOWING. BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? I thought these were twin sheets! : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. Uh, hey! LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. Well that wouldve been good to know. Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. Ill marry you! 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