Its only Monday We didnt have a six but we hada nine and a half. And [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that were gonnaput on our body except for socks, I realize. And before I had that dream I didnt realize I was in a cage. He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus, alumini, aluminum, alumis; you . We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. -Thats how we do it, dont know. Im not really vegan, I say it for the joke. Fit as a fiddle. Is that a good shape? Like: What was my choice? Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) No, deathly allergic. They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. OK. Ellen's show experienced a hiatus from mid-December 2020 to mid-January 2021. Those look good. I thought either this is gonna be the worst joke Ive ever written or the best. Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. You know. They seemed fine, like, I dont know what it is. He did. Ellen Degeneres: (06:39) Look, theyre fine. And I had something that was pretty significant that happened to me and I didnt even know I was struggling with coming out. And Thats when you grow. You commonly see cement on sidewalks. After nearly two decades The Ellen DeGeneres Show is coming to an end. This made her the first openly lesbian actress to play an openly lesbian character on television. I split my knee open and my bone wasexposed. Actress Lea Thompson, who is perhaps best . Sit down and eat and pay and leave, right? Its like [crowd laughs] Doing the bathmat scoot. Comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been in the spotlight for decades. [crowd laughs] [claps] If I have to do that, thats good. But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. You know, how people are, and I said: I gotta get going. I dont know if its a real chicken or just a dance, but I appreciate the Funky Chicken. After vowing that she does like the star, she was informed by her executive producer that she was,. There are so many different types of jobs. Shouldnt be a problem. -Ill get the asparagus. In 2010, she was a judge on American Idol for its ninth season. Andy Lassner: (06:14) Oh boy. The best shoe for you to wear is a cowboyboot. We know that now. But I didnt realize that until I had this dream. Nobody was in there. I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. [crowd claps] My favorite expression is, best thing since sliced bread. Really, Is that the benchmark right there? [background song in the video] And then I sent her this. Make your content more accessible to people with disabilities. Yeah, but heres the thing. tWitch: (06:46) If DeGeneres makes roughly $50 million per year for The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and we know each season has an average of 174 episodes, that means DeGeneres earns about $287,356 per episode. I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. Im not sure. [crowd cheers] [claps], That was before I got my new voice. In fact, Im downin this They believe we are spiritual beings having a material experience in thematerial world and the mantra that theysay is: Know the truth. And the truth is, there is no pain unless you give it pain with your mind. He had only a dollar. What did we do before the ladder? With Ellen DeGeneres. If its anything like the first month, Im going to be eating like 40 pieces of cake for no reason and only change my socks twice. The Ellen DeGeneres Show March 8, 2004 Ellen: Please give a warm welcome to Golden Globe and Emmy award winner Gillian Anderson! Its actually one of my first dance teachers and also the dance team coach. USA TODAY. Watch @SavannahGuthrie 's full interview with Ellen DeGeneres about her decision to end her talk show after its upcoming 19th season. I roll it real tight. Ellen Degeneres: (02:51) I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? She has dry eye and thats okay. Thank you so much. What time of day is good for a lesbian? So [claps] Yeah, and then I get on the air in the first season. Thank you. Like, I mean Baryshnikov doesnt get askedto dance as much as I get asked to dance. [crowd laughs] No, I dont like to judge cause I do stupid things, we all do Everyone does stupid things. But And its a wonderful thing, it is, but heres the downside I can never do anything unkind, ever now,ever. You know, like, were gonna go home later that night lying in bed talking: I still cant get over that waiter. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. Ellen Degeneres: (00:53) Thats what they should be doing. But the only memory, I have a couple ofmemories when we would go to a gasstation when I was a little girl. Hes got dandruff. I journaled and I wrote poetry. Finesse and nanno with some counterfeits Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. You know, you say: Im vegan. Do you know what Im saying? Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) Oh my God, youre so happy Im not vegan. Do you find yourself in love with, attracted toor just curious about the same sex? Every single thing, he remembered. Yeah, thats very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, thats wonderful hearing thatfrom you. How is that soothing for either of us? Just Is Ellen wearing a necklace? No, I mean it, its good material. Itll put everything in perspective. If you go to a restaurant, unless itsa vegan restaurant. Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. Alright, so you would like someone to goin with you? I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. They should be wherever theyre supposedto be. Its when I learned compassion. Ellen Degeneres: (07:49) Thank you very much! You might not but you might. And then at the end it says: Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right for you. Its like: I dont even know whats wrongwith them. Andy Lassner: (06:25) I didnt graduate college. The most accurate AI-powered transcription on the market. We are just silently, without talking, sending things back and forth Like, Id send her this. When I was 21, my biggest accomplishment was I got front row tickets to see Peter Frampton. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. You know It was probably a tall guy who invented the ladder going: I have aspirations of my own. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. Web. And it had been the whole time. This beautiful young girlis gone and fleas are here. Just draw the bath. So Im sitting in the tub and Im lookingout of the window at the rose garden and Tatiana was tending to the roses and I knocked. And for you? if you lookback at the first season. Lea Thompson. Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? I dont understand what fleas do even. NBC By John Koblin March 22, 2021 When Ellen DeGeneres returned from a summer hiatus to open the 18th season of her daytime talk show in September, she came armed with an apology. Ellen DeGeneres fans learned Wednesday that the talk show host will end her syndicated daytime program in 2022. Oh my God, I have so much anxiety. So I get downstairs and my friend isstill down wandering around in thehallway and Im like: What are you still doing here? And hes like: Im lost. And Im like: Ohmy God. How many times have I shown you the frontdoor? And now, by the power vested in me by the State of California and my friends at Shutterfly, I now pronounce you graduated. I went on safari and I looked like I should have been on safari. Ellen Degeneres: (04:10) I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. Does she still have the cats? Then I do. They So, now everybodys pretty cool with thefact Im gay. Thank you. Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. And theyre still looking at me And Im like: I dont wanna looklike an idiot. So, I just filled up the back seat. Jim Jefferies: High n Dry (2023) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue SNL (2022) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle: Whats in a Name (2022) | Transcript, Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever (2022) | Transcript. Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane Commencement 2009 Below is the full transcript of Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 commencement speech at Tulane University on May 16, 2009. Negotiations breaking down Shake it off.. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. Ellen Degeneres: Here and Now features a concert which was captured live at the Beacon Theater in New York, and was originally broadcast on HBO. It really Its like Its gonna fit. Help me. And then I passed out. Yeah. We all had to have a tall friend to reach things for us. But they are so, the thingis if you have a sock that you like, everybody has their favorite socks and you will wear those socks as long as youpossibly can. Trees have leaves. If I have to do that, thatll be good. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah [message sent noise], And shed send me this. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, DeGeneres said she had planned to end the show after season. Yep. Its like, a whole bodega is set upin there. Something different gonna happen in here? Its usually a Prius, isnt it? On Thursday, the comedian said goodbye to her long-running self-titled talk show after 19 seasons of (more than 4,000 . Yeah. If youre in your forties and youre still living in your parents house, maybe then find another dream. I turned 60 in January and [crowd claps] So, for my birthday this year my wife, Portia, gave me the most amazing gift. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. It was filmed at the Beacon Theatre on Broadway in New York City, New York on May 2, 2003. We never bought anything. 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