Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Television Commercial: Whoopsie doodle, there was a mix-up at the cookie factory! Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Or would you prefer "her ass in" you? [gets in a car and drives backwards down the street]. Waaahhh! 3. Second Xavier: 'cause I'm already married. Xavier: Well, I'm a good farmhand, and I don't need much. I found out the hard way. Xavier: You may have gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Soldier: Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you? Processing. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC Cosplay Xavier: No. It's traffic every one second! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. And the light floral scent keeps me feeling fresh all day! TM & 2023 Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Rights Reserved. But you buried it. Lote en Mirador del Lago:3.654 m2.Excelente vista al Lago, LOTE EN EL CONDADO DE 1430 m2, EN COSQUIN. During his travels, he learns more about his Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. You can feel my hot breath on your neck. Xavier is mentally ill and hallucinating the entire series. Gand Member: Bone white? Looks like I already did. See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. Xavier: Pain is never the fault of the feeler, it's just the fault of your actions you consciously chose to make. Xavier: Look, we're in his vision -- my vision. How long you stand there, freak? Pain, madness, and fries collide in this intergalactic time bending mission to find out; why?? Television Reporter: I'm here to announce that we have discovered the oldest cave drawing known to man. Probably the weirdest show [adult swim] has ever produced (and that is saying a lot), Xavier was largely one huge Mind Screw, with the title character speaking in a near-continuous, stream-of-consciousnesswell, stream of dialogue ranging from narrative and conversation to puns and portmanteaus to "unintentional" double-entendres and callbacks. And a cot. I'm standing right here. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. And a queen-size lazy bread bed. Press J to jump to the feed. Well, thanks for coming in, Popo! Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. I wish I could see myself watching washing. I've got to help those poor bastards. The final episode implying Xavier is an insane patient in a hospital also helps to explain the absurd logic he constantly spouts or the ridiculous world he inhabits. Xavier: This week, instead of eating tacos, let's just talkoh. And a flatscreen iTV. Xavier: Well, Ma'am, I suppose I'm seeking a deep strata of truth. Huoourgh! You have to watch us eat the pizza with nary a slice for yourself. You'll catch the feline aids. [echoing] Walk away, walk away. Xavier: [thinking] What Doth Life? You want me to repeat everything you say? Confront your future. Farmer: I'm willin' to try any precipitation boogie you've got. Xavier: [Xavier is returned to the room of doors in Barcode Man's clothing] So, it was me all along! He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". Xavier: You were so sexy out there, Skeeter-Beast. DJ: No time! That's the only thing that would put out the raging fire in my belly for these cakes. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher. First Gang Member: We all have our own way of killing. Succotash is a fast-talking Christian DJ who constantly tells his listeners to "Call us up and win some cash!". Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul-- his own. Xavier: It's the drumbeat to which our spirits dance. Xavier is actually a human male in a mental institution and has dreamt up the show on his own while staring at a Rorschach test inkblot. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. I'm doing it. Valve Corporation. Burbury Visitor Info: That music -- so soothing. Hello? Unknown Xavier: I don't see any-- [Xavier turns back to see the Chief dead] Chief Master Guru! Im voice impressionist as a hobby and I have a mean impression of Xavier. Xavier: Like most folks, I've always been different, but not like the others. But not like the others. Here's my card. Your every smile is a dagger. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief. The camera then briefly switches to perspective of the eye as the crow flies away. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. Our simple yet powerful stock market charting software and other tools take standard charting functionality to a higher level. What do you say? Mocho: Oh, yeah. Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers. Will you be my beast? Whenever you turn your back, I secretly groom and train poodles. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. tricking the other into beating himself up. Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? Succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Whos this? The entire show is implied to be a chaotic chain of thoughts brought on by the sight of an Rorschach test inkblot while in a therapy session. Hold. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants. Xavier: I'm a survivor. Like most folks, I've always been different. Your leg looks dislocated pretty bad. Starving Woman: This is how starving people cry. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Hello!" My back is turned. Its's blown ducks. "I han't never seen him this heated since The Incident! Oh! Gang Leader: Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. Uploaded by STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. Xavier also started as a parody of this (complete with mystical music playing when he talks) before getting a more wacky personality. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Web Valve Corporation. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. turner AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Townie: (outraged) He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! Xavier: To be a hero, you have to go looking for trouble. Xavier: [enters a realm where the world unfolds in reverse, sees a man hit by a car] I'm too late. Xavier: I believe that we are all one. Look at this cat. genuinely minding his own business and not bothering anyone. Present Day Xavier: Idiot. So closewas the phrase that pays, and we give praise, bow your heads. Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. I'm wearing the hood! Oh yeah! Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Mocho: I secretly groom and train poodles. Chimp. The show is known for its ubiquitous use of ideologically critical black comedy, surrealist and absurdist humor presented through a psychedelic and satirically New Age lens. X1: "Hello?" It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, on the Adult Swim website. Xavier comes to the rescue of a curious youngster who gets in over his heart trying to impress his father. Mexican Gang Member #4: How do they expect me to stay out of jail? They'd call me names. The eponymous Xavier is either an actual fallen angel or just a cosmic abomination that was abandoned by his mother. No, not Yoohoo. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. You're a hit. Xavier: Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. Mocho: Well, Wednesday night is Tag Tuesday, where we paint our tag all over town. Xavier: What's that, Mother Earth? Xavier: [after he angers the Aztec sun god] You people have angered the Gods! Xavier: They say when you die, you shit your pants, but not me. "Weapons Grade Life" has Xavier encounter a boy in a wheelchair and his friends. What do your heart spirits have to say to your mind-sacs? Xavier: Renegade Angel premiered on November 4, 2007 and ended on April 16, 2009, with a total of 20 episodes. Xavier: I can take it. It's only the size of a fist, but it packs a lot more punch. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Clip: What you gonna do, bird-beast, fly away on your cuddle bone? Xavier himself becomes briefly suicidal when he learns he was responsible for his father's death, seeing as he swore to kill whoever was responsible. Couldn't save my parents. I've got to help those poor bastards. Absurdity! Xavier's actually human and is living in the same mental institution that houses his mother. Xavier: I'm a thought-ocoster. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. Man: He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! Xavier: Society is about to end, girl. Mocho: Oh, no. And it's like, I'm standing right here, Mom. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. The explosion hasn't even ended yet! Boy: Yummy! But not me, I'm sh*t my heart. Xavier: Well, if that's love, I'd like to make some love (shakes his fist) to his mouth. Xavier surrenders his own freedom to the whims of a spoiled child to save dame humanity. And it's up to us to start repopulating the planet. All rights reserved. Wonder where's my reward. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Me, I like to kill on the beach. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. You say this factory is poisoning you? We made the cookies way too big and the chocolate chips blue! Xavier also uses "ramble" in place of "wander". Sorry for beating you up before. Let's check in on the 5 W's. ("Shiny", a metallic drug dealer, beats Xavier as he lies on the ground.). All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white. And you need my help? Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. Hello!" Bestial-ulating that skeeter? l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. Xavier: Passion -- This is what gangbanging ought to be about. WebXavier: Chief was deep. and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin' pie of limits. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. Goldern B. Taintnun: My name is Goldern B. Taintnun, as in "T'ain't none of yer goldern beeswax!". Woman: They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge! Xavier: That's a complicated question. It's got embossed gold 12-point Courier font on bone white semigloss stock. Xavier: If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer. [Young Xavier's hand get burned from reaching]. Xavier: I killed him hard. Why? Xavier: Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? I have no powers. she probably thinks this quip is about her, "Fate. Please view our rules and wikis before posting. I'll let them co-bask in my reflective glory! Xavier has actually been in one the whole time and the entire series was actually his hallucinations. Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic-- [gets hit by a bottle]. Honkey. I just may have some avenging chief beef to queef. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. ["La Cucaracha" plays]. (interpreting Popo's sign language) She's saying that this time of great loss illuminates the bonds we share as a community, and for that we must give praise to the Lord. We just got our new shipment. Come give it a try. Vote YES on Proposition 1321. Get out of town and start a new life. You're flying all funny. And so the final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Portal 2. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Brat: I'm gonna name him after me. Xavier: You need to slow it down. no one deserves a mixed up that bad. No, I called you, and you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Need to make him more bone-y. Thanks for the shot. Now she's being very eloquent, saying some very touching things. But the love of my life is a lady named "Ramblin' On.". It's intense! Still being moving June: (interpreting Popo's sign language) Popo's urging you to dismiss the power of your rational mind. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Harder. Xavier: [Walking back into the room he just walked out of] Smells like a real creep been in this room. Can't you buy it for me, Daddy? Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Mexican Gang leader: You're right -- Rape is not an excuse. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. SoundCloud. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Xavier: look at the two of us. Skeeter-Beast: That'll give you time to reflect. Whos this? Xavier: I'm watching a woman washing. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. Solider: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form. Are you so dumb, youd even answer rhetorical questions? Someone left this in the lost and found. X1: "Hello?" Forced to Walk the Earth because everyone hates him, Xavier seeks enlightenment and tries to help peoplebut at worst, he creates problems where none exist and causes tons of carnage, and at best, he somehow gets everyone to put aside their differences and join together for the common (and usually justified) goal of beating him senseless. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. I'm right here. Xavier: Let's stay one step ahead of the cops. Xavier: Life. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. Dyke. Bully #2: Is that f-f-freak h-harassing you? Diner Customer: What are you, a Chinaman? Bully #2: What's the matter, Ch-Ch-Chicken? Meet Xavier, a seeker/searcher man/beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. Brat: I want universal oneness. I have the cure right here. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. You some kind of ooga-booga Chinaman? Xavier: I did it. I'll pop it back in, but it's gonna hurt. Townie: So you use your powers to save people? She's being moving. Mexican Gang Member: You should have picked me. Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. Xavier: I could be your costume. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Watch. Blue Chocolate Whoopsie Doodles! Conversation nook. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. One step ahead of the policia. Charge him a recycling fee! More than ten years after the show ended, Xavier made an official reappearance as part of Adult Swim's Class of 2020 Commencement Speaker series - watch it here. Xavier: And now I ramble forth on my endless journey to be the greatest aid-spreader of all time. Cavewoman: My husband. [distorted] Processing. Copyright 2023 ec Estudio Integral. [laughs], [Chief Master Guru proceeds to play dead again]. Below are examples of her look by other cosplayers and resource images I've collected So huge, it hurts! Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. My visual connection to this beautiful world has been severed! I do love you. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. [sobs]. I just want to groom and train poodles. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Chief Master Guru's character might be based on Don Juan, the eccentric shaman from Carlos Castaneda's books. Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier's gratitude starved heart shrieks out "Abandon ye lifequest!" All rights reserved. When he gets a finger cut off, it grows back. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Sexism will be all like, "Oh Xavier! Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. Xavier: Aya-hu! I always did it like this. Fan: Percy, I want to be your girlfriend! Kissy kissy! Dweeb. Beyond Charts+ offers sophisticated Investors with advanced tools. Police Civilian: Just hit the switch, Rodney. Xavier: Life. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. Shiny: I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! First Xavier: No. [groans]. Television Commercial: Uh-oh, now there was a factory mix-up! Go on. You could say it started when I was a kid. Factor: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. You sound like the physical manifestation of some losers inner demons! I mean, unless you count the power to blow MINDS with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. Hold. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 's Read allXavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Let me see it. Web Valve Corporation. When a battered woman reaches out to Xavier for help, Xavier reaches inside her-- to find that the truth hurts. Xavier: I just needed a hand - to tame the beast. since every cigarette you smoke takes 17 minutes off your life and every slice of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life, smoking and eating bacon really quickly would allow you to go back in time. [teasing] Yes, avenge me. That's where all my stuff is. I'm gonna pop [echoing] pop, pop, pop Commercial Narrator: "Darfur Doodle" will be right black! I found out the hard way. You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. What he doesn't know is that I'm using reverse psychology on him. I benefit, as I get to see the gang from a novice perspective, and then you benefit by experiencing the hardships that come with the administrative role that I play. I'm a certified wahockamana healer. When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion. Xavier: Yeah, tricked the trickster. Hold. Processing. Don't be a pleasure hog. Charge him a recycling fee. What doth Xavier? Welcome to Beyond Charts. If you didn't want trouble, you shouldn't have wandered into Burbury Connecticut. But I eat balls for breakfast. Well, when I find that demon, I shall slay him -- to death! Xavier: Fate. Absurdity! Depth Overload. Kid on Chili Slide: You'll jalape?o pants! XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Xavier: Does anyone know how to get to the lake the lake? With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Xavier's character design is very similar to Wonder Showzen's character He-Bro. I just repopulated my pants. How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?! Hallucination: Every luxury has a deep price. All rights reserved. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Did you know there are over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? [typing] What Doth Life? To make matters worse, on that episode, the darn eye also EJACULATES A SENTIENT DOG-LIKE SPERM. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. https://www.quotes.net/show/xavier%3A_renegade_angel%2C_season_1_1840, Read the entire Xavier: Renegade Angel show script, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1's quotes, https://www.quotes.net/show/xavier:_renegade_angel,_season_1_quotes_1840. From beginners to professionals, we come together to teach, learn, and share everything about Screenwriting. The heart of an explosion. IDEAL OPORTUNIDAD DE INVERSION, CODIGO 4803 OPORTUNIDAD!! WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? Mexican Gang Member: I can't see. Quotes.net. But not like the others. "Kharmarabionic Lotion": The town of Lotion, New Mexico makes so much money off of oil that they buy the network which makes the show, then sell it to Arabs at a profit. Xavier: I dream hard of helping people. Xavier: No time to gab. Well it's 5:55. X2: I guess I told that joke as a way to avoid the real issue. First of all, its daytime! Hale. JavaScript is disabled. Diner Employee in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every cigarette takes seventeen minutes off your life. This noodle is a steel cage! Xavier: The hunter has become the hunter-ed. Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. Here's my card. They wouldn't give it to me, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out. Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time. WaitsorryImeandrugs! He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. WebXavier: Chief was deep. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Accept your defecation. Ready? Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. Hold. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm the leader! Now our cookies absorb up to 2 pints of flavor! Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. A good example is the episode "Signs From Godrilla": This episode explores the aspects of choice, free will and religion by using various themes, including recursion and mind/body dualism, to aid in its expression. Weiner, take all! Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. SoundCloud. Xavier: Calm it down. We're a dying breed. This is an absolutely brilliant show, from top to bottom, and is probably way too intelligent for the average Adult Swim viewer. [thinking] Its haunting elegance is so restrained. He only does 'cause he love me. Xavier's Dad: Son, it was you who killed me. Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? Either I. Xavier: What kind of stupid name is "Yoohoo"? See still got the scar the prove it. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Xavier: Please get my mommy, so I can tell on you! So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 's Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. 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